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"This is not a cry for help. This is a well-designed recruitment strategy."
My friend told me I can't be the third wheel anymore until I have someone by my side. Here is what you are dealing with:
Non-negotiable. The dog gets five minutes minimum. Dogs are the only beings who have never let me down and I will die on this hill.
My love language is "wanna go for a ride right now?" at 11pm on a Tuesday. Destination optional. Vibes: mandatory.
"Let's just see where the night goes" is a sentence I have said with full sincerity.
Octopus intelligence. Why crows remember faces. The philosophy of roundabouts. Have you eaten? Are you okay? Anyway—
This isn't sad. This is therapy. There's a difference. The water goes bloop, I feel at peace.
*percentages are completely made up but the vibes are very real
"Phone rakhde bhai, neend aa rahi hai😭"
"Tea spill kar jaldi☕"
"Saale lake pe krta kya hai tu"
This is legally non-binding but emotionally very serious. I will read every word.
Made with unreasonable optimism and a dog by my side. 🐶 No dates were harmed in the making of this book.
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